most obnoxious mixed drink

**cherrysmum** · October 16th, 2003, 01:41 PM

I am looking for a NEW cocktail..one with imagination...the winner gets an all expense paid vacation to Bithlo Florida...with a two night stay at "Trailers End"..a wonderful evening of mud wrestling and pork poking.

**Firebird98** · October 16th, 2003, 08:16 PM

Ok, I need to know what you've already tried so far, so I can get you pointed in the right direction.

Also need to know how badly you wanna get trashed, because that's always a factor too.

**Firebird98** · October 17th, 2003, 09:08 PM

In that case, you're getting something straight out of my playbook, A Jaye Original, Guarenteed to Get you trashed in 5 drinks or less, or my money back....

Behold, the Ghetto Beating.
Jim Beam, DiSarano Amerretto, and Hawaiian Punch have never messed you up so bad.

The secret to this drink is in the mix. You want to blend the Beam and Amerretto just right so you get a sweet/sour mix that doesn't cancel each other out, you just get that perfect match. It also depends on the size glass you're using. Shot glasses are NOT ALLOWED, so get something with a little mass to it, like a 12 ounce or something. Anyway, once you get the mix down (and you want to keep the ratio dependant on the amount the glass holds, this is KEY) add the Hawaiian Punch, enough to get a fruity sweet/sour taste. If this has been achieved, add 3 ice cubes, and serve.

This may seem like a lot of work, but when you wake up feeling like you just had your ass whooped by the 2 pair od Defenders from the Red Wings, you'll know that it was worth it.

anything else?